Ze Banana Box Buggies

Ok so when I first started and was unpacking a box of bananas I for some reason remembered all those crazy rumours of BANANA BOX SPIDERS!!! Aka Tarantulas and freaked myself out. But I am a big girl and get over my crazy thoughts
Buuuuuut then the other day while I was cheerfully unpacking ok thats a lie I was hella tired bananas I felt buggy legs brush up against my fingers (I almost cried out in terror) and ran to the back with the cart that I had to inspect a little closer. Only to find one of the hugest bugs I have ever seen outside of a museum, it was damn ugly too. So I tried to find one of the managers to no avail and through sheer desperation asked the guy in the grocery dept. to come get rid of it but of course because of my luck he was afraid of bugs, so I had to ask the pop guy who I have never before seen in my life to come take care of it only to have him laugh in my face. Until he saw the buggy then he was not laughing so hard (I had to evilly laugh to myself at this) after he got rid of the buggy I went back to stocking bananas, well after psyched myself up to do so. Only to find more little buggies only these were actually small so it wasn't that bad I just set them aside. I found out though the next day that all buggies in this tale of horror were cockroachs from Ecuador!!! I have dealt with these foul buggies before (at das vaterpark) but never to this size.
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Needless to say I will not be eating bananas in the near future

Ps I will be copy pasta-ing everything from my journal on roosterteeth so that there is actual content on here

And thank-you Vera for the comments they have gotten me out of the slump that lasted way too long